White coat. Heels.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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