i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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