the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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