Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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