i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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