I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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