How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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