how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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