that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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