I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
