I just made out with a guy for $7.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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