somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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