is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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