just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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