idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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