like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize