i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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