You're so nebulous sometimes
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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