Yo dont text me then not text me
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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