that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We're not piercing ourselves today.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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