one might say we're banned from that church
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
