3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Text me some of your sweat
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize
