This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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