And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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