is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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