I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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