Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
being pregnant is like rehab
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
