Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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