stop calling my apartment porn island.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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