What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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