I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I am midnight drunk by noon
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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