If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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