butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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