bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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