The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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