You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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