D3 body, D1 cock
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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