people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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