You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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