you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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