I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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