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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I got her a Nickelback box set.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  maybe i'll see you again later :)

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'd rather shit a knife.

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• (418): View more from Quebec

  I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.

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  You are both horrible and amazing

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?

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