Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Well douche your snatch and let's go!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): Well douche your snatch and let's go! http://tfl.nu/3ukm
  Replies (5) Good night (1527) Bad night (767)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.

  (970): View more from Colorado

  Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. (970): Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right. http://tfl.nu/uxeh
  Replies (18) Good night (1111) Bad night (1673)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed. http://tfl.nu/22a9
  Replies (4) Good night (827) Bad night (1643)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  i dedicated my morning wood to you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): i dedicated my morning wood to you. http://tfl.nu/nbc4
  Replies (17) Good night (5187) Bad night (683)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously? http://tfl.nu/b5p0
  Replies (71) Good night (2044) Bad night (6565)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app. http://tfl.nu/wpzp
  Replies (25) Good night (1262) Bad night (5914)
• Favorite

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (701): I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships. http://tfl.nu/filq
  Replies (12) Good night (3842) Bad night (1152)
• Favorite

  (316): View more from Kansas

  Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (316): Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth. http://tfl.nu/ew3b
  Replies (8) Good night (1015) Bad night (3444)
• Favorite

  (406): View more from Montana

  i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (406): i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes http://tfl.nu/smno
  Replies (3) Good night (1786) Bad night (700)
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for http://tfl.nu/c110
  Replies (8) Good night (2149) Bad night (529)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy. http://tfl.nu/37ux
  Replies (13) Good night (2637) Bad night (881)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here http://tfl.nu/1c81
  Replies (5) Good night (797) Bad night (1098)
• Favorite

  (434): View more from Virginia

  On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (434): On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am? http://tfl.nu/gml1
  Replies (5) Good night (1019) Bad night (592)
• Favorite

  (+61): View more from Australia

  I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+61): I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden. http://tfl.nu/335z
  Replies (2) Good night (1115) Bad night (499)
• Favorite

  (432): View more from Texas

  Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (432): Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like http://tfl.nu/z3sn
  Replies (2) Good night (418) Bad night (208)

Randomize