your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?