Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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