Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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