Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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