In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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