Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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