Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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