I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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