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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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