I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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