your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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