i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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