i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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