I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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