I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
My pussy is not your playground.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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