...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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